EVERYBODY PANIC!!!
Birds falling out of the sky around the world? Poison being found in mail? Strange smells in New York? Fox News reporters yelling like kids with Down's Syndrome?
O M G!!!! IT MUST BE THE END OF TEH WORLDS!!!11
Oh wait, nevermind. This is all related to a far worse disaster: Election year.
Ah, America. Freedom to be sheep. Everyone remember the BIG EPIDEMEMEDIC SARS??? The bird flu? Y2k? Hmm. We might as well have telescreens in every home, always on. Remember, Big Brother is watching you. Enjoy the last bits of freedom you have America, it won't last much longer. But don't worry, Fox News is reporting in the No Spin Zone! Buy an SUV, a few gallons of gas, and smile.
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Currently Listening To: The dull drone of my computer's case fans, punctuated by brief intervals of typing.
O M G!!!! IT MUST BE THE END OF TEH WORLDS!!!11
Oh wait, nevermind. This is all related to a far worse disaster: Election year.
Ah, America. Freedom to be sheep. Everyone remember the BIG EPIDEMEMEDIC SARS??? The bird flu? Y2k? Hmm. We might as well have telescreens in every home, always on. Remember, Big Brother is watching you. Enjoy the last bits of freedom you have America, it won't last much longer. But don't worry, Fox News is reporting in the No Spin Zone! Buy an SUV, a few gallons of gas, and smile.
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Currently Listening To: The dull drone of my computer's case fans, punctuated by brief intervals of typing.
posted by Patrick Potts at 12:39 PM
1 Comments:
I found this a while ago. It's anti-TV and I like it.
Are you speaking about anything specifically regarding election day?
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